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quote[0]=""We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."
—Werner von Braun";
quote[1]=""In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
—Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy";
quote[2]="Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
— Sam Ewing";
quote[3]="They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
— Milton Berle";
quote[3]="Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
—Bill Gates";
quote[4]="If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.";
quote[5]="It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
— Al Pacino (Pacino on Digitized Actors/Celebrities - About.com Interview, Simone Premier, 2002)";
quote[6]="The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
— Robert Paul";
quote[7]="To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
— Paul Ehrlich";
quote[8]="Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
— Pablo Picasso";
quote[9]="I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
— Issac Asimov";
quote[10]="Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
—Laws of Computer Programming.";
quote[11]="Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
—Steven Wright ";
quote[12]="The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
—Sydney Harris ";
quote[13]="Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
—Rita Mae Brown ";
quote[14]="Thank you for your e-mail. This Internet of yours is a wonderful invention.
—(email to Al Gore, mocking his famous Internet invention claim, quoted in Newsweek, Mar 2000)
—George W. Bush ";
quote[15]="No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either.
—Marvin Minsky ";
quote[16]="In comparison with the industrial age, the information era is at the steam engine stage. By the time information systems reach jet-plane status, we will focus on utility over fads, triple our productivity, use our computers as naturally and easily as we now use our cars...
—Michael L. Dertouzos ";
quote[17]="Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
—Andy Rooney ";
quote[18]="Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
—Tim Berners-Lee";
quote[19]="Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
—Doug Larson";
quote[20]="He who laughs last thinks slowest.";
quote[21]="Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.";
quote[22]="A day without sunshine is like, well, night.";
quote[23]="On the other hand you have different fingers.";
quote[24]="Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.";
quote[25]="When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.";
quote[26]="Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.";
quote[27]="Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.";
quote[28]="I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.";
quote[29]="Honk if you love peace and quiet.";
quote[30]="Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?";
quote[31]="You can't have everything....where would you put it?";
quote[32]="Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.";
quote[33]="The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.";
quote[34]=""I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially... They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
—Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) explaining how the Internet works (2006).";
quote[35]="They say one of a baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing. Clicking must be somewhere just after that.";
quote[36]="Often wrong, never in doubt.
— Marc Andreessen's Blog.Pmarca.com";
quote[37]="Imagination is more important than knowledge.
—Albert Einstein";
quote[38]="Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
—Albert Einstein";
quote[39]="That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
—Neitzsche";
quote[40]="You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one.
—Henry D. Thoreau";
quote[41]="Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
—Harold R. McAlindon";
quote[42]="There is always room at the top.
— Daniel Webster";
quote[43]="Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quote[44]="Fractures well cured make us more strong.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quote[45]="To live is to think.
— Cicero";
quote[46]="Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.
—William Thackeray";
quote[47]="Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them.
—Leo Tolstoy";
quote[48]="The future depends on what we do in the present.
— Mahatma Gandhi";
quote[49]="Success in the affairs of life often serves to hide one's abilities, whereas adversity frequently gives one an opportunity to discover them.
—Horace";
quote[50]="The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
—Bernard M. Baruch";
quote[51]="Dost thou love life, then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of.
—Benjamin Franklin ";
quote[52]="You will never "find" time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.
—Charles Bruxton";
quote[53]="Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
— Robert F. Kennedy ";
quote[54]="There was never a person who did anything worth doingthat he did not receive more than he gave.
— Henry Ward Beecher";
quote[55]="I am always doing that which I cannot in order that I may learn how to do it.
— Pablo Picasso ";
quote[56]="All glory comes from daring to begin.
— William Shakespeare";
quote[57]="Imagination is more important than knowledge.
—Albert Einstein";
quote[58]="Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
—Confucius";
quote[59]="To me every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle.
—Walt Whitman";
quote[60]="If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
—Benjamin Franklin";
quote[61]="Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
—Henry David Thoreau";
quote[62]="The greatest danger for most of us is not that we aim too high and we miss it, but we aim too low and reach it.
—Michelangelo";
quote[63]="Hope lies in dreams in one's imagination and in the courage of those who dare to make dreams into reality.
—Jonas Salk";
quote[64]="If things do not turn out as we wish, we shall wish for them to turn out as they do.
—Aristotle";
quote[65]="Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
—Robert Louis Stevenson";
quote[66]="The best portion of a good man's life is his little nameless, unencumbered acts of kindness and of love.
—Wordsworth";
quote[67]="The ability to convert ideas to things is the secret of outward success.
—Henry Ward Beecher";
quote[68]="An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
— Winston Churchill";
quote[69]="Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without fear and with a manly heart.
—Henry Wadsworth Longfellow";
quote[70]="There are no gains without pains.
—Adlai Stevenson";
quote[71]="To win without risk is to triumph without glory.
—Corneille";
quote[72]="Look up and not down; look forward and not back; look out and not in; and lend a hand.
—E. E. Hale";
quote[73]="What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first steps to something better.
—Proverb";
quote[74]="Obstacles are great incentives.
—Jules Michelet";
quote[75]="Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
—Oliver Goldsmith";
quote[76]="Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
—Doris M. Smith";
quote[77]="Energy and persistence conquer all things.
—Benjamin Franklin";
quote[78]="The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it.
—Lord Bacon";
quote[79]="Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
—Lanston Hughes";
quote[80]="A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing.
—John Tillotson";
quote[81]="It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them.
—J. Petit Senn";
quote[82]="The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
—Chinese Proverb";
quote[83]="The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
—Paul Valery ";
quote[84]="It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
—Confucius";
quote[85]="The more you say, the less people remember.
—François Fénelon";
quote[86]="Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
—Walter Lipman";
quote[87]="Thoughts are but dreams till their effects be tried.
—William Shakespeare";
quote[88]="To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
—William Shakespeare";
quote[89]="The aim of education should be to teach us how to think, rather than what to think.
—James Beattie";
quote[90]="In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.
—John Churton Collins";
quote[91]="Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probably reason why so few people engage in it.
—Henry Ford";
quote[92]="You are never a loser until you quit trying.
—Mike Ditka";
quote[93]="Change your thoughts and you change your world.
—Norman Vincent Peale";
quote[94]="Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.
—Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ";
quote[95]="They can because they think they can.
—Virgil";
quote[96]="The question for each man to settle is not what he would do if he had means, time, influence and educational advantages; the question is what he will do with the things he has. The moment a young man ceases to dream or to bemoan his lack of opportunities and resolutely looks his conditions in the face, and resolves to change them, he lays the corner-stone of a solid and honorable success.
—Hamilton Wright Mabie";
quote[97]="Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
—Thomas Jefferson";
quote[98]="Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
—Josh Billings";
quote[99]="We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle";
quote[100]="The best way out is always through.
—Robert Frost";
quote[101]="Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
—William B. Sprague";
quote[102]="He who hesitates is lost.
—Proverb";
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